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“I am so glad you called back.”
-Ian Goodhew, Satterberg’s deputy chief of staff-
October 22, 2013 Phone Call

Prosecutors Dan Satterberg, Prosecutor Mark Larson, Prosecutor Rich Anderson, Prosecutor Jason Simmons, Prosecutor Lisa Johnson

Prosecutors Dan Satterberg, Prosecutor Mark Larson, Prosecutor Rich Anderson, Prosecutor Jason Simmons, Prosecutor Lisa Johnson


October Phone Call

October 22, 2013, after the lynch-mob endorsement referred to as a trial was over I called King County Prosecutor Dan Satterberg Office. Naturally once Mr.  Ian Goodhew figured out who I was all hell broke loose with him talking over me and hanging up.

Gone was the mask of, “So glad you called” and “Have a great week-end.” that is clear everyone in the prosecutors office has been trained to parrot back. Everyone in that department repeats, word-for-word and tone-for-tone the same expressions.

This is all part of the lip-service King County Prosecutor Dan Satterberg gives to the word “humility” which use to be predominantly displayed on his web site. I am, of course, at a loss to understand why it has gotten buried.

Corrupt Pattern

The pattern down at King County Prosecutor Dan Satterberg’s office is to make up charges and if required “investigate” from there. King County Prosecutor Dan Satterberg’s stated “happy” goal is to use the resources to rubber hose a plea deal regardless of the guilt or innocence of the case. Since King County Prosecutor Dan Satterberg’s background is not criminal law, but ligation law, he no doubt quickly figured out that best way to protect himself and feed the power machine was to become a Prosecutor. But that is a psychological profile that will have to wait for now.

Now the average reader must understand that Satterberg’s Office will jump from statements that they don’t do investigations, not what  they “normally” do and we can’t do such and such – but of course when it suites them they do all of those things. Right now there is not enough time to display these lying word games except to point out the obvious.

Prosecutors have made themselves exempt from laws, do as they wish and have such a snuggle relationship with judges it is a joke to suggest they follow some set of laws. Innocent individuals are not going to prison because prosecutors follow the law, nor, are those who plea bargain on a crime they did not do, because prosecutors follow “the law.”


Det. McCall, Pros. Satterberg, Athena Dean

What King County Prosecutor Dan Satterberg does is the opposite of the designs of law. That Ian Goodhew would remotely support the hate crime of Athena Dean certainly informs everyone that there is nothing King County Prosecutor Dan Satterberg’s Office will not do for Satterberg.

Spaghetti Served as Steak


This is steak?

With prosecutors it is like ordering a fat-trimmed steak at an expensive restaurant and being served a plate of spaghetti. Only for the chef to come out and tell you it is a steak and you should like and eat it. Explained; law is suppose to be like a fine steak with the fat trimmed off – with the meat of the truth right in front of everyone at a trial. Remember prosecutors no longer work at going to trial. That is why prosecutors have too much time to go around public speaking.

Instead, Prosecutors have taken all the laws, dumped them on a plate, with each noodle an inter-crossings, intertwining and over-lapping law in any manner prosecutors please. Naturally when confronted at such misrepresentation and inherit corruption prosecutors tell us we have to believe it is steak – because they said so – and they are so special as to be above the law.

Which brings me to the point – Ian Goodhew lies for the office of King County Prosecutor Dan Satterberg by misrepresenting the surrounding facts.

Enumclaw Knew What To Give Satterberg

King County Prosecutor Dan Satterberg’s office, along with Enumclaw Detective Grant McCall delayed, delayed, deleted evidence, assigned workers that would transfer out in the middle of depositions,* objected to truth being revealed in such depositions, assigned Detective Grant McCall to investigate witness tamper (the detective who led a fill in the blank interview for the False Accuser and Athena Dean), then continued the delay, upon delay tactic. Sometime I hope to have time to write the truth as to why the trial finally started moving when it did – quite the back-story.

Now, here comes the punch line. Mr. Ian Goodhew’s statement was that the defense had asked for the last delay – which is of course true – but the body of lies Mr. Goodhew harbored was that the delay would never had been required had King County Prosecutor Dan Satterberg and Enumclaw Police not employed corrupt strong-arm, illegal tactics to bankrupt the truth.

It is literally like a policeman beating you up, throwing you to the ground, stomping you with his feet then telling the press, “Yea, he was on the ground, he wouldn’t get up, spread his feet and put his hands behind his back so I charged him with resisting arrest.”

Zero Pattern

King County Prosecutor Dan Satterberg pattern is to do zero work in relationship to evidence, as is evident by other cases I am examining, then do everything in his power to delay and make it appear as if work really was done. Unless one knows, or has the time to ask second and third questions  – doubt everything that Ian Goodhew is spewing for Mr. Satterberg.

…is because of the people they would have to work with if elected.

As I have discussed situations around the State of Washington it became abundantly clear that one reason individuals will not run against King County Prosecutor Dan Satterberg is because of the people they would have to work with if elected.


Ian Goodhew / Food Frenzy Fund Night / Dan Satterberg Office / Woe to you who laugh now ~God (Luke 6:25)

You see men in power naturally attract their like kind. If a power-broker is a professional, truthful and hard working such individuals are attracted. In the same way, from small towns to downtown, if the leadership is self-absorbed, unprofessional and a greedy con-artist the honest will be driven away and the crooked will apply for employment. It would have been well for Mr. Goodhew to have taken some fatherly advice, My son, if sinners entice you, do not give in to them. If they say, “Come along with us; let’s lie in wait for someone’s blood, let’s waylay some harmless soul;” (Proverbs 1:10-11)


King County Prosecutor Dan Satterberg

Because Ian Goodhew misrepresented the truth, lied for his boss Satterberg an innocent man is in prison, families destroyed, a church ran out of town, a book store shut down and businesses destroyed – all the stated goals of the hate crime because no one found the courage to tell their boss “no”. In addition, the message has been sent underground by Mr. Goodhew that hate crimes are welcome, liars protected, assaulting certain children and police can attack anyone’s freedom for whatever reasons, real or imagined if it suits his boss Satterberg.

In addition, the message has been sent underground by Mr. Goodhew that hate crimes are welcome…

MillstoneSuch things are bound to come by corrupt prosecutors, but woe to the secretaries, assistants and deputies that enable such crimes for self-advancement. As, Jesus said to his disciples: “Things that cause people to sin are bound to come, but woe to that person through whom they come. It would be better for him to be thrown into the sea with a millstone tied around his neck than for him to cause one of these little ones to sin.” (Luke 17:1-2)

Related: Monfort Death Penalty Case : Same pattern noted of King County Prosecutor Dan Satterberg claiming to seek out facts but his office masks the truth.

* Prosecutor Lisa Johnson, part of the “Expert” Mark Larson Team stated this was her job.

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